Leaving it open is more fun for a story like this I think. It lends a lot to this kind of comedy by forcing us to sit with the consequences of the poor decisions the character(s) made. The implications of what probably happened are clear enough, and this allows the readers to get an extra laugh as they fill in whatever blanks they want.
I’d like to pretend this is a work of fiction… but the locals know better. 🐊
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I thought you’d appreciate the emoji…. IYKYK….
As the alligator snapped its jaws down, it proceeded to drool like Homer Simpson and uttered a guttural, "Mmmmm...HOA Karen."
You know, the reason I like to end on cliffhangers is because I couldn’t craft this exquisite of a finale if I tried.
Leaving it open is more fun for a story like this I think. It lends a lot to this kind of comedy by forcing us to sit with the consequences of the poor decisions the character(s) made. The implications of what probably happened are clear enough, and this allows the readers to get an extra laugh as they fill in whatever blanks they want.
>shriek of rage
>she always found the sound of her voice pleasant and soothing
Yeah this tracks.
That gator has far more patience than I do. He waited for lunch.
Wonderful trip through the eyes of a Karen. We like to laugh at them, but they're people too I suppose.
Hi, I'd love to read more of yours, Do you post stories on AO3 too?
Thanks very much. My writing is exclusive to Substack for the time being.
This is great.
I aim to please.