Malfunction Junction
Every day is an IQ test.
Doing fine but don't waste my time
Tell me what it is you want to say
You sin, you win, just let me in - hurry
I've been out in the rain all day
So you tell me 'trust me' I can trust you
As far as I can throw you
And I'm trying to get out of a shadow of doubt
Cause I don't know if I know you
Lie, Dream Theater
“Listen, Jack! F-f-f-fat…J-J-J-Jill…J-J-J-Jack!” the frail old man with the pinched, artificial face stuttered.
Spokesperson squeezed her temples in aggravated annoyance. “The Brandon Bot’s glitching again! That’s the twelfth time today! He just had twenty-three days of vacation! How much more time off does he need?!”
"Might be time to finally send him off to retirement.” Nondescript Intern Number 35 suggested helpfully; the only response a withering glare from Spokesperson.
“Folks, I once stood under a tree while it was sprinkling. Got a little wet! So I know what it’s like when homes get flooded…lose everything!” Brandon Bot droned on nonsensically.
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