Tales From the Lionheart: The Sequel
In which Cat and Kitten must do battle once more
The exuberant and precocious Little Lionheart has benevolently dictated to Mrs. Has Thoughts (
) another thrilling adventure featuring everyone’s favorite feline heroes.How Cat and Kitten Save Their Pretty Redstone Castle…Again
It was a warm sunny day. Kitten was riding around hunting for fish and he got lost in the trees. Kitten is lost from his castle and it’s after the great battle of the Cats versus the Dogs, when the Dogs learned never to attack the Cats again.
Cat and Kitten still had their guards: Ozzy, Opus, Figgy, and Mickey. But, they were in retirement. Now, Ozzy and the other three cats go out hunting for fish and looking for Kitten. They looked for Kitten in one of the largest holes, and they found him. They come back to the Redstone Castle successfully with Kitten.
Cat is very glad to have Kitten, his side-ruler, back with him. The guards are really thrilled to have Kitten back. Then, they sang this speech again:
We’re so glad Kitten is back
We’re so glad that Kitten is back
At least it’s not raining…all day long
And Kitten is so back
We still like Kitten for all day long
And at least it’s not raining…all day long
Now, the Dogs have a new ruler who doesn’t know about the Battle of the Cats, so he returns with his army to attack the Redstone Castle.
But, before the Dogs get there, Cat and Kitten put up the wheat again so that the Castle doesn’t look very strong. Now, this is even funnier than the last story when the Dogs attacked. They still have the same cool traps, and even though the Dogs have 800 troops, the Cats have 1000 troops, jus like they did in the first Army of Cats.
Cat and Kitten used to have 1001 guards, but one of them got defeated. It was the worst Cat in the army. They missed him a lot, and they are doing all they can to heal him. He’s coming back alive in the story right now with the same memories. Now, they have 1001 again.
Cat and Kitten finally (before the battle) notice the leader of the Dogs knocks down the wheat again. The Cat army and the Dog army pour out of nowhere. The Dogs are defeated again and sent back to the Dog Castle.
Now, Cat and Kitten and their first four guards sing this speech:
We love that we defeated the Dogs
We love that we defeated the Dogs
We love that we defeated the Dogs
And pushed them back…da-da-da-da
And replenished the wheat
And strengthened our walls
They have a great feast of milk and fish again and they cheer:
The Dogs are gone
And they probably
Will never attack…AGAIN
And Cat and Kitten lived happily ever after, like most stories say.
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