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Sean Thomas McDonnell's avatar

Stained teeth. Shaking in the corner. "I can feel it coursing through my veins as we speak!"

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T. D. Wolf's avatar

I will now get up from my desk and walk to my local coffee vendor. See ya in a bit.

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Michael S. Atkinson's avatar

This is where I awkwardly admit that I have never been a coffee person, and I don't get it.

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Now if we're talking my morning Mountain Dew on the other hand, that's TOTALLY DIFFERENT. Absolutely. Entirely. *cough*.

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Josh Tatter's avatar

This is where I scold and lecture you about how coffee is probably much better for you than Mountain Dew.

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Michael S. Atkinson's avatar

I actually did try it once; the problem is that I tried it from a vending machine in the break room when I was working for UPS part-time back during college, which in retrospect probably wasn't the best way to go.

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Josh Tatter's avatar

My mom got me started on it when I was young. I never stood a chance.

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