Midwit
Trust me, I'm a professional...
The VBC1 sat at his keyboard, foaming at the mouth with rage.
The Poors™ were at it again. How dare they not appreciate the subversive genius of Shisney’s latest masterpiece! Who did those idiots think they were? Everyday rubes with no right to a contrary opinion whatsoever. Why, he’d been a professional for over ten years!
He flexed his fingers as he prepared to tap out his umpteenth screed on behalf of the poor and defenseless billion dollar company. He’d been assured his payoff was in the mail.
Somewhere, deep inside, the last vestiges of his dignity and self-respect flatlined.
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Very Brilliant Critic
Why don't you say it to my face!?