Getting a much more classic feel from this than Doctor Seuss. (But, then, I'm biased against Doctor Seuss.) I can't put my finger on it...it has more the feel of stone of the much older and wiser tales. Something more like The Emperors New Clothes.
On a side note, sounds like he Didn'tSeasonHisFood™️. If only the people knew that The Expert™️ had long since cooked his tastebuds with an overabundance of sugar and capsaicin!
The people needn't worry, though. The Expert™️ will soon assure them that infinity Murderlandians will bring them dishes most delectible and flavors most desirable from the far corners of the Earth.
This is hella good! Thanks Josh :)
Thanks so much, Trevor! I'm glad you enjoyed it. Meanwhile, my six year old doesn't like it because of how the story ends 😭
Getting a much more classic feel from this than Doctor Seuss. (But, then, I'm biased against Doctor Seuss.) I can't put my finger on it...it has more the feel of stone of the much older and wiser tales. Something more like The Emperors New Clothes.
On a side note, sounds like he Didn'tSeasonHisFood™️. If only the people knew that The Expert™️ had long since cooked his tastebuds with an overabundance of sugar and capsaicin!
The people needn't worry, though. The Expert™️ will soon assure them that infinity Murderlandians will bring them dishes most delectible and flavors most desirable from the far corners of the Earth.
I daresay that this is the most gratifying commentary my writing has ever received 🙌
It it's not broken, don't fix it. Beware the snobs who try to rain on a parade. Wonderful tale, Josh.
Many thanks! Glad you enjoyed it 🙏
Nice. Has a very Dr. Seuss feel to it.
Thanks very much! That's more or less what I was going for 👍
Nailed it.
Cute story! Is it based on any "expert" in particular?
Haha, not really. I kind of just pulled him out of thin air.