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When a human suitor seeks to wed the daughter of the powerful and prodigious, they're sent on quests to achieve the incredible or search out the impossible.

When an extraterrestrial suitor seeks to wed the daughter of the powerful and prodigious, they're sent to play golf a lot.

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i love the ridiculousness of this story. but i couldn't quite understand how he was so good... is it just 1000 years of golf evolution or something? not the sunglasses?

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Yeah, the insinuation is that humanity's golf skills (and technology) have evolved to godlike levels.

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Honestly if the detail about the solid colored polo shirt wasn't included I would think, "This would make a great story to explain John Daly."

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Believe it or not, John Daly is EXACTLY who I was thinking of when I decided it was necessary to add that little detail 😅

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